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Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23377) - you deserved it (3661)

On 10/16/2009 at 11:08am - love - by nerd (man) - Singapore

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