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Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36226) - you deserved it (3406)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Em - Sent from mobile version

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So. Is the OP implying that her boyfriend is cheating on her? Or was he talking about girls he fooled around with in the past?

If it's the latter: anyone who says "YDI" is a fucking moron. If YOUR partner accidentally calls you and YOU listen to him talk about cheating on you, HOW is that your fucking fault? Yes, the minor issue is that she "eavesdropped". But sure, let's all forget that he's fucking cheating on her.

Jesus christ, people. These boards are so fucking sexist sometimes. If the genders had been swapped, I'm sure there'd be a zillion "she's a slut" comments by now.

#14 - On 10/15/2009 at 1:59pm by trackies

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sucks that people cheat

#10 - On 10/15/2009 at 10:41am by misspeg

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