Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
I agree, your life sucks (3611) - you totally deserved it (52591)
On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
LOL. Number 1's comment sums it up perfectly. Btw, Woman goes back to kitchen, man goes back to lounge to scratch his balls and fart.
Cunt.
If it was a girl that said the sexist statement to the guy I bet no one would say a thing. Double standards are awesome.
Men have had double standards for women for the majority of our societal history. Can't handle a little of the same, eh? Oh, grow up.
#98 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:52pm by BlueberryPies
Yes #107 completely true also what gives modern woman the right to gain from previous generations of subjugation?
#114 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:30pm by growingupnextmon
*applauds*
That was very well written.
I second every word you said, for whatever it's worth.
#126 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:00pm by monster_tamer
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I'm completely with 107 on this one. If you don't want to read the entire thing, at least read just the 3rd paragraph. Honestly anyone who thinks the guy is the jerk in this scenario is doing an injustice to womankind everywhere.
#132 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:32pm by GreenHacker
Way to go #107 you just proved your point (i think). And I can understand that sometimes one finds him/herself writing a paragraph or so to prove his/her point. Even I do it sometimes. But this is ridiculous. I mean, what do you gain from it? A good grade? A prize? You write all this, wasting time that you could be spending doing something more significant, and probably 1 out of every 5 people who see it actually read the whole thing. And those who do read it will probably forget about once they click the "x" button on their screen.
#145 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:33pm by fmlfmlfml15
Wow, that is pretty damn articulate for this site. Even if you don't agree, he holds a very good argument.
I gotta say though, the FML was pretty funny. Wrong, but funny.
#155 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:55pm by nokillnobeepbeep
Not the gender debate again.
Look, genders aren't equal, that's how society works.
Men will be forever stereotyped, as will women. So what? Each have their own advantages and disadvantages. Just be goddamn grateful you weren't born an ant. See, ants only live a few weeks at most, they work their butts off their whole lives, and get stepped on daily.
Do you still have complaints?
#165 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:49pm by PaperShreds
"you call that a knife? This is a knife."
Cut that bitch
#167 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:53pm by donkey_hang_down
Great response #107, but you're wasting your intelligence on fmylife.com
He was a douche to say that to her, she shouldn't have reacted violently, but chances are, if he's willing to say that, he's probably willing to get violent as well.
In conclusion... Good for her! And as for the OP, ydi for being a sexist.
#191 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:15pm by only1440minutes
What advantages are from men's stereotype? Most stereotypes I hear of men is: dimwitted, nothing but muscle, sex craved, disgusting, immature, mean, cold and emotionless, either manipulative or easily manipulated, and simple. Stereotypes of women from my "peers"? innocent, pure nature, kind, romantic, emotional, genius, strategic, leaders, and logic. And there are many companies that would hire a woman over an equally skilled man as to seem impartial to sex and to have someone pretty to look at that is working under you (my bastard father did, secretaries, and he screwed them, and I resent him). some women use sexual harassment as a threat, as a way to get ahead, or for pity. Girls report it, applaud! They're heroes among coworkers. guys get no applause. With equality in the workplace, majority of large companies are run by females [fact!]. Think about all this for a bit. (I realise some things I write are opinion, but those are actual stereotypes I hear of women and men)
thank you. fuck the inequality and double standards. i'm sick of being a white male, subjugated constantly as a racist and a sexist because others before me did. its all bull
#196 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:49pm by LtDelicious
107 and his little minions backing him up are total losers.
#220 - On 10/14/2009 at 9:18am by jasmine1259
ok....#107... I was really gonna tell u to get a life for writing an essay for a website called Fuck My Life.... But then I read your essay out of curiosity. and you have a point. My first reaction was to laugh at this story, but if one of my male friends told me that story about his significant other, I would have said "that bitch is crazy, run her in." Now, I think that its unfair to compare a woman slapping a man and a man slapping a woman, cause lets face it, not being sexist, but, generally (note: i said generally, not all cases) a man could knock a woman out with a slap, a woman could hurt herself if she slapped a dude. However, I am whole-heartedly against raising your hand to a man. I would NEVER raise a hand to my boyfriend and he would never hit me. Its simply mutual respect. If he disrespected me verbally, I would leave, not hit him, cause I'm not about to stay around for more. I hope most women think that way. If he hit me..... anger would tell me to pic up an object and hit him back. My brain would say "don't do the dirty work" and I would call someone to beat his ass for me. True, thats not the right solution, but it would make me feel better.
I guess I wrote an essay, too. FML
You sir, are the fucking greatest :) can i get a say in this? everything you said has given me confidence, i officially grew the balls to stand up for myself against this bitch at my work who thinks she is superior to me. Thank you.
#274 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:19pm by WinRarGuy_96
107, I agree with most of what you said I think, but I want to point a few things out - sorry if I'm not as articulate. XD I can tell this is gonna be flawed, so if there's something wrong with my argument, please enlighten me. :)
For one thing...if the OP's wife had made a sexist remark about him then I don't think he would have omitted it. He starts off looking like a sexist bastard, or like you said, he's angry and made a petty jab, which is kinda forgivable ‘cause most people are unreasonable or say stupid stuff when they're angry. But if he had included an equally or more outrageous comment that his wife had said, his FML would've been more of an FML, cause his wife would've been painted as even more of an unreasonable woman, so that would’ve benefited him to include that. Maybe this guy is being an idiot towards her - or in their argument, what he's saying is mind-bogglingly ridiculous and she's trying to keep the argument rational, but it's almost impossible to get through to thick-headed people. So out of frustration and being unable to knock some sense into the man, she loses control/flips out at the last comment (boiling point - what pushes her over the edge) and she smacks him over with the frying pan. -.- Maybe that’s whats making us sympathetic to what she did - there's a chance that his man might be an asshole/jackass, and that's what a lot of people derived from his comment in the FML. Besides, some people marry because they don’t like the idea of another person doing anything with the person they’re with – which is out of possessiveness, not love. They’ve got no problem with doing other people, as long as their partner doesn’t. On the flip side though, he may be an honest guy and admitted that he said something unreasonable, but is saying here that his wife completely overreacted to the comment.
Also, the U.S. is still a young country. We've just recently acquired gender equality and women's rights, civil rights - maybe at an accelerated pace, but it's still recent. Some people or companies or places that offer jobs here might still be biased towards women, maybe even subconsciously, and just making sure they aren't denied the rights of first class citizens won't prevent their…not benefitting from them. When the African-American slaves were emancipated and the constitution was amended, it didn't eliminate racism or the effects of it until the government began to be more active in protecting these rights and encouraging integration. True, our mind-set and view of this sort of discrimination has changed a lot since then, and our country celebrates tolerance of many aspects of society now – but it’s because of the Civil Rights movement - which happened 100 years after emancipation. Women had also been trying to get equal rights pretty much since America became independent from the British, and it didn't really reach even footing with men or real equality and celebration of it, or part of our nation’s status quo/culture until the late 20th Century (suffrage would be early 20th century). Part of protecting these liberties is monitoring and implementing these policies. We also need to protect minorities and make sure they have a voice, and in most cases men have had and still have more security in this world than women do, in a lot of aspects.
Another issue is the social and media aspect of it – sorry if this is getting boring to hear, but women are portrayed as objects, sluts, idiots, kinda like accessories for men on TV. On the other side, there’s the whole female-empowerment stuff, which is great, but that sometimes comes with having a rockin’ bod or requiring being fashionable and spenders to go with that (makeovers on their physical appearance and shopping sprees or buying a new wardrobe is part of their transformation to a strong, intelligent female). As a result they, or their minds, might not be taken seriously or considered by some places that are hiring, as opposed to men. Also, you’re over-estimating the socially-minded sensitivities of men. At the school I go to, most of the guys make crude remarks about girls/women, rate girls on how attractive they are instead of their intelligence or character, and there are a couple who pretty much verbally treat them like shit, and don’t see a problem with it. It’s kinda like on FML actually -.-. There are guys like you, and there are guys that make comments like donkey_hang_down here – it’s a joke to them, and it’s funny to be an asshole, but they’re pretty much indifferent to what they’re saying too, which is kinda scary -.-. I don’t care about how men previously treated women, although it’s important to consider just for the sake of knowing and scholastics (why are women often treated like this around the world – whats with the pattern), and violence shouldn’t be condoned at all (though in modern society, for domestic-disputes, it’s been linked a couple times to gender equality – guys see that their women are independent and as a result get possessive/aggressive cause they’ve got issues, and like 271 said generally women aren’t as physically strong as men [obviously there are exceptions] so they got more trouble defending themselves in that area).
#285 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:43pm by sandwichbait
#285 are you saying that physical attraction means nothing? And that guys are the only ones that care about looks? Girls are usually the ones rating guys on a list of how they look. Both men and women are "shallow" but not really, because physical attraction does matter in a relationship.
Right, good point, hadn't thought about that X\. Its just that I usually hear guys doing that more than girls - maybe I don't hang out with those type of people, but in that area, I usually hear guys talking about stuff like that and I hear girls talking about other girls or their relationship problems. I guess I agree that physical attraction matters a little, or should, but relationships with that as a foundation don't last, so I don't think it matters ultimately. Physical attraction means nothing in the long run, and shouldn't be a big priority when looking for a partner. You're right that guys aren't the only ones who care about looks in a partner.
#288 - On 11/01/2009 at 6:22pm by sandwichbait
Yeah, his command was an act of genius & worked out so well didn't it. He's lucky she didn't come back with a butcher's knife.
#10 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:13am by IdolChatter
haha. i'm female and i find this priceless. everyone in nsw (australia) says it. it's one of those phrases that are 'in fashion' at the moment.
Pan face haha he deserved a pan to the face though. Sexist people annoy me. Even if he isn't normally sexist and was just mad, still. YDI!
#37 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:56am by Sun_Kissed18
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Oh shut up get off the computer and back in the kitchen
#47 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:18am by nazooer
Nazooer respect your woman. I know it makes you feel higher than them when you tell them to go to a kitchen because you are scared and insecured that they will emasculate you.
... on behalf of equality, for being biased, I will find you and hit you repeatedly with a metal frying pan. If I'm feeling spontaneous, it will be hot.
Well if this FML doesn't spark a load of sexism related debate then my name is Jesus (oh, and sorry for lying to all of you 2000 years ago, my bad)
well if your comment doesn't spark a huge religion debate, my name is Barak Obama (sorry about the sucky health care plan, my bad)
Ahahahaha. If your comment doesn't spark a political/religious/sexism debate, who the hell are you? The Queen of England? Then it can be another debate: America vs. England!
#123 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:52pm by Intoxicunt
i'd charge her for assault, no man should take a beating from his wife..
#13 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:14am by passwordis_fml
No woman should take a beating from her husband, either. Just in case you forgot.
#28 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:38am by xladylarienx
ahhh yes, but its perfectly acceptable for a man to say "get back in the kitchen"?? He got what was coming to him, she DID go back into the kitchen, obviously he wasn't specific enough to put her there barefoot in front of the stove. I agree with the previous poster, the frying pan makes it that much better... it would only be outdone if she was to use a rolling pin. hahaha file charges?? "Mr. Officer, I was being a sexist dick and told my wife to get her ass back in the kitchen, then she hit me with a frying pan"... yes, Im sure any man would want THAT to be his statement.
#33 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:47am by brilliantbarbie
You have little humor what so ever. Today it is the average white male that is discriminated against by the ideals set by society ie positive discrimination, this occurs frequently in Australia where there are more scholarships and it is easier to get into certain fields for woman or indigenous people. Furthermore did you even consider the possibility that the OP was provoked into saying such a rude thing? No you have no idea of the context stop making assumptions. Either way assault is assault and what she did was more illegal then what might be considered verbal abuse or a joke by many members of society.
#39 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:56am by growingupnextmon
Hey growing.... here is a top hat and a monocle.... now all you have to do is scream "HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED!" News flash dude; women and minorities get edges on things because the average white male spent god knows how many years (I would say 100 min) doing everything in there power to degrade and make them powerless.
And we are interpreting his action because when I get into arguments with women and I get upset the thought of telling them to get back in the kitchen, call them a stupid cunt, or other things that would be degrading to women... ie: misogynistic. Likewise if I got pissed off at a jewish friend I wouldn't start spouting anti-semetic slurs to retaliate... because the thought would never cross my mind. The fact that it did in fact cross his mind and that he chose to speak it to me does not bode well for his history dealing with the treatment woman.
#66 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:58am by theblazian
THANKYOU, theblazian!
Society these days seem to deem racism more appalling than sexism, when in fact, they are basically the same. They're both bad in their own ways. The OP is a prick for degrading women after they've spent so many years fighting for equality. Women are equal to men - without women, the population of the world wouldn't exist.
Men aren't superior to women, nor vice versa. To the OP, YDI.
#71 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:10pm by UnitedNinjas
So if a woman says something sexist to me, it would be alright for me to smash her face in with a frying pan? please.
You make a valid point but why should future generations suffer for the pasts mistakes? Does that not further create sparks and anger promoting sexism or discrimination? If one wishes to foster hate then all they have to do is enable someone over someone else.
Just because the thought of using a particular insult may cross someones mind doesnt mean that they should blame themselves for this thought, to stop thinking in any way would hamper creativity, a defining thing to human beings. It is not the thought but the ability to control that thought and what to say and what not to say. Yes in this the OP failed, but she could have just as easily misinterpreted his meaning, because yes it could have been said in humor, having the ability to look on past mistakes and laugh about and learn from them in many ways shows character. On the off chance that he wanted to be deliberately cruel to his wife she over reacted and did far worse. Also he could have been much more vindictive in his attempt attacking something more personal to her as an individual. Sorry kinda went on a rant.
#80 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:22pm by growingupnextmon
#33
that does not justify it. And, ""Mr. Officer, I was being a sexist dick and told my wife to get her ass back in the kitchen, then she hit me with a frying pan"." The only person who did anything illegal in that statement is the wife.
Actually, sexism and racism are NOT the same.. You know why? Because biologically speaking, all races are the same. Seriously, no difference between a black person and a white person except for physical appearance. Culturally speaking, not much but biologically... yes.
Biologically speaking... The two genders are very different. This is why sexism and racism are not the same. And sometimes outcries of sexism are subtly racist... Like white women who have no problem with the word "slut" but think the word "ho" is appalling.
#82 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:22pm by moonlight_daze
Actually, races ARE different biologically. Different races have different Alu element insertions. So.. fail.
His point still stands to reason that there is a much greater difference physically between most woman and men. I think woman and men are equal, though they are suited to different things sometimes because of their physical differences, but at #71 what does it matter that without woman their wouldnt be anyone in the world? Without men it would be the same, just because your born with a uterus doesnt mean anything.
#93 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:43pm by growingupnextmon
I’m white and I've lived in a majority-black environment my entire life, #84. And believe me, when we were kids.. There was no fucking difference.
#97 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:47pm by moonlight_daze
93, that was the point. The argument wasn't that men needed women, it was that they are equal. Women need men for sperm, men need women for eggs. and it doesn't matter biological difference between race and sex. like saying one is worse than the other is (nerd moment) saying like with particles. it doesn't matter the difference of one chloride molecule being more positively charged than another compared to the difference between a positive and negatively charged chloride molecule. The true disgraceful flaw is to see them as anything other than a chloride molecule. but sexism, though offensive, is within the law, though abuse and violence is not. Though comedic, and stresses the "be careful what you wish for" point, the FML wasn't a YDI alone. He did ask for it, but just from saying it doesn't mean he deserves it. It's both. YDI & IAYLS.
All I have to say in reply to you, #82, is...how many white women do you know that aren't offended by the word 'slut'? I am a white woman and I would for sure be offended by that term, and I really can't imagine any woman would not be offended. I want to know where you got your logic, is all I'm saying.
#221 - On 10/14/2009 at 9:56am by Twisted_Obsidian
Well we dont necessarily know the context but it does sound pretty bad. But seriously OP you have balls and you are a champion, not many guys risk that type of stuff anymore and obviously for good reason looking at the results.
#16 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:16am by growingupnextmon
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(just to help the debate along)
He only said that because that's where she should be, making him a sandwich. Unless of course it was time for her to do the ironing.
See, that usually ends the fight for my boyfriend and myself. Since once he says that we're laughing too hard to continue angrily.
It's funny. Make her not be lame.
#22 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:26am by TheKitsune
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I like how things panned out for you, OP. Since we're on the subject of sexism and sexist jokes...
Q - What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A - Nothing. You already told her twice.
Q - What do you do if your woman's watch breaks?
A - Nothing. There's a clock on the stove.
Q - Where should a wife go after checking out of a wife beating rehab center?
A - To the kitchen if she knows what's good for her.
#23 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:27am by Brave_Sir_Robin
BraveSirRobin: We should get married and have hideous, three headed mutant spawn.
BTW, my fist names are Incubus and Succubus :]
@mercy - what you just said became relevant to my interests. I am, of course, talking about the fist names and not the fact that you want to get married and have "hideous, three headed mutant spawn."
Obligatory - "I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
#75 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:13pm by Brave_Sir_Robin
Why is the area above a womans hip called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits there
and, I think the main reason women don't wear watches (all together) is because there's a clock on the stove, not because it broke :-)
sexism rocks
#88 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:34pm by thatoneguyinca
Anchorman, brother. Just.. Anchorman.
Poxes! I was supposed to unleash the chanting of the Chthonian forces in This lifetime. In my next one I'm scheduled to return as a slug. I'll still visit FML, though ':]
OK thatoneguy :/ luckily I carry a stove watch around my neck..
Jesus your cool, Obama, go to he'll. or at least get the he'll out of the whitehouse. as for you Peter panface, you are a sexist mongrel who examplifies why this wourl sucks, men aren't any better than women, and I think you ought to try making your own damn sammich! betcha forgot how? oh and to clarify, I'm a male. so you can't say I'm just some butthurt chick. (that previous sentance does not reflect my views or opinions)
#32 do you have friends by chance? Like male friends...
#55 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:37am by growingupnextmon
"Jesus your cool, Obama, go to he'll. or at least get the he'll out of the whitehouse. "
Republican? :P Also, removed that fucking apostrophe from the word "hell" , seriously.
"you are a sexist mongrel who examplifies why this wourl sucks, men aren't any better than women, and I think you ought to try making your own damn sammich! betcha forgot how?"
Did he really seem like that much of an idiot? Where he doesn't know how to make a sandwich?
I love it! you're seriously my idol for that. And also for your username.
Also, I have a sexist joke to contribute: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?
Give her a shovel!
#34 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:48am by DynamicDave
OP, you're a horrible person. I would say one of your parents was a female dingo, but insulting dingos is something I never do.
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you fuckin deserve that you shovenist bitch! (and i'm a dude)
#38 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:56am by luke_dawg2
I enjoy a good sexist joke as much as the next person and it was definitely worth it but even you know you deserved it.
You 100% deserved it you sexist fuck. Hopefully next time she just dumps boiling water on your lap instead.
#44 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:11am by AndreaHatesYou1
Hrrm Im getting the feeling its that time of month?
#52 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:35am by growingupnextmon
Yes, because women can only get angry when they're in PMS, and then its highly unacceptable, because they should be using that energy making sandwiches instead; however, men can be assholes anytime they please.
/sarcasm
#180 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:57pm by Sprinter136
For some reason, I'm thinking of Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion, and the grits incident. But that wouldn't really fit here.
#286 - On 10/31/2009 at 11:12pm by sandwichbait
I'm a chick, but if I'd been told to get back in the kitchen, I would've started laughing my ass off. I was cracking up when I read the OP said that. And then laughed even harder to find out she smacked him with a frying pan. Hilarity all around.
#48 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:19am by soulonfire928
Ditto! Because I'd never date someone who would seriously mean that. Much hilarity.
#69 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:01pm by kitkatkelly
don't let her get you down, she shouldn't have left the kitchen in the first place
#49 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:25am by sittingalone
Don't ever say that to your wife or gf! Not every woman will end up hitting you with a frying pan, but females are experts at passive aggressive behavior and we will get revenge: putting dead flies in your spaghetti sauce, posting an embarassing pic of you online, place a scorpion in your shoe, dump "liquid heet" muscle reliever in your underwear....etc
Now I'm not a feminist, but that was just plain sexist you male chauvinist pig. I'm glad she hit you with that pan, YDI 100%. Think about the consequences of your words next time, instead of talking out of your ass.
#59 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:47am by UnitedNinjas
Now I'm not a male chauvinistic pig, but I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
#206 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:30am by GreenHacker
GreenHacker would you mind refraining from posting the same idiotic comment over and over again? Thanks.
lol, not until I'm sure I've made my point. I refuse to stand by while little girls pose as feminists and actually do more damage to their cause than good because they choose to ignore the domestic abuse issue here.
I can guarantee if I posed as a female and made an FML stating "today I made a sexist remark to my husband and he slapped me", every single girl here who said the guy deserved it for the sexist statement would start arguing what a terrible human being the guy was for slapping his wife. If you honestly can't see how the wife responded poorly in this FML (which I know you can't because of your comment as #242), then you're no better than all the other feminist posers here.
#245 - On 10/14/2009 at 7:24pm by GreenHacker
Sigh. I'm sure that it is apparent to everyone that the wife did not respond well, but a situation where the OP does something stupid and it results in something bad happening typically earns a YDI. You should know this. Also, for every feminist comment posted by a female, there is an absurd sexist comment posted by a male. I agree that it isn't right that a woman could post this same thing and garner sympathy from other females. The goal is to eliminate sexism altogether. Your assumption that I cannot see how the wife responded poorly was unwarranted. And I appreciate your opinion, but posting it numerous times is unnecessary.
If you meant it, you suck.
If you said it as a joke, your wife needs to lighten up.
#61 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:49am by Turnip_Girl
hahahahaha I love your wife!! that's freaking awesome!! I've hit my husband upside the head with wooden spoons but never a frying pan. I think I need to improve my assault skills on my husband to keep up with her.
I ashamed to come from NSW with people like you around. Sexist git.
#67 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:00pm by Bright_Lights
Ha....I faved this.
Dude, I know you were probably angry, but saying shit like that and NOT expecting a reaction from your equally angry wife is just plain stupid.
Look at the countries who keep their woman oppressed. They are third world countries and shitholes where human rights violations are atrocious.
Go spend a year in afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, or africa and then come back and tell us your opinion of the countries where woman "are kept in the kitchen."
All the sexes are constantly separated and the parties you attend will be "sausage fests" cause women are forbidden to mingle with non male relatives.
It makes me sad how many people here have no sense of humor.
And it scares me how many of them think assaulting someone is an acceptable response to an offensive remark.
#74 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:11pm by coffee_addict7
They never heard of "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" either that or they didnt get the concept.
#96 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:46pm by growingupnextmon
well done doucheface. the next time i hope she sets the house on fire with a kitchen stove while your sleeping as well.
#76 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:14pm by idontgiveone
I LOVE UR WIFE....!!!! YSDI( you sooooooo deserved it!)
#78 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:17pm by chellinha93
Where there eggs in that frying pan? If not, tell her to get back in there!
#83 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:24pm by donkey_hang_down
Not for the first time I'm wishing I could vote YDI several hundred (or thousand!) times. You asshole!! I hope the next thing she hits you with is a divorce document!
I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
#205 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:27am by GreenHacker
You did the right thing man, she shouldn't be leaving the kitchen. Perhaps you made the chain too long?
The only FML here is that you were too weak to take the pan out of her hands and put her in her place.
Hahahahahahhaaaaa...you did tell her to go back in the kitchen. She was just following your prickish orders. You got what you deserved
#102 - On 10/13/2009 at 12:59pm by Hellsno
It's not what you say, its how you say it. If you were trying to be funny then great, i don't have a problem with you. if you were trying to be mean then you definately deserved it. Show the ladies some respect and you'll get it back. and regardless of whether or not you meant it, i love your wife right now!
1950s misogynistic sacks of bullshit like you are the exact reason why I'm not proud to be Australian
#106 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:12pm by Flounder
You mean there's a place where women are truly treated as social equals? Please, point me in that direction. I think I can afford a one-way plane ticket.
#125 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:57pm by Intoxicunt
The sexist comment move is never an appropriate one, even in an arguement. Not saying that you are normally sexist, or that it wasn't inappropriate for your wife to get physical about it, but you were stupid to even pull that on your wife.
#112 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:22pm by tothelimit
I can't say I'd have taken a frying pan after him, but I'd have definitely told him to go fuck himself.
I'd probably go somewhere to cool off and let him think about the idiot he's being before I came back.
Acting like an idiot is no excuse to him some one with a frying pan.
Though with my temper I can't say I wouldn't be tempted to break some things in the kitchen before I left.
#113 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:24pm by TotalPandamonium
You deserved it, to be honest. You get male cooks, don't you? YES!
#120 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:38pm by Jamesfranz
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YDI you stupid fucking piece of shit. I hope it was hot & oily too fucking prick >.
#124 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:52pm by michellyy__
For all the people saying YDI: It's okay to use violence just because someone said something that offended you? If she had said, "Get back to work and make more money so I can buy stuff" would it have been okay for him to hit her? Fucking hypocritical feminist bullshit.
You should've called the cops on your wife, dude. That's assault.
#128 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:12pm by Emperor_Jim
The next time a women makes sexist remark towards me. I'm going to bash her in the face with a frying pan.
Because it's all about equality.
#131 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:31pm by Johnny_k123
No no you don't see, you won this! She actually completed a stereotype and hit you with a frying pan.
Keep doing your thing and eventually women will finally realise they're actually inferiour, thats how you got left behind in the first place... You're here to swallow cum and cook for us, why don't you realise that?
#133 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:33pm by TysonFawlay
YDI, I would have kicked your ass out. Seems to me a lot of the commenters on here could use a good frying pan beating too, and some a lot worse, you disgusting pigs. Do the world a favor and go to the vet and get yourselves fixed.
I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
#204 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:25am by GreenHacker
#134 I try to be generally mature with my comments but your a stupid fucking sack of shit. Seriously stop breathing my air I hope you die. Also if your young and stupid I forgive you but try not to ever make your opinion known to anyone else ever again. I hate you and anyone with a comment like yours that is so utterly biased and hypocritical I wonder how people can be so naive. =).
#256 - On 10/15/2009 at 8:48am by growingupnextmon
What the hell is it with this new "women belong in the kitchen" resurgence? And why is everyone so offended? We all know it's not going to happen. Like ever. To any self-respecting woman, at least. :]
I think it's a brainwashing technique by the government to get dangerous women out of business affairs. Because we all know women are better. It's just a fact. Sorry, the Man.
#138 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:02pm by oystercultviking
Way to lay the smackdown dude, and who the fuck is writing auto biographies??? That's so annoying
#141 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:14pm by Fresh2death2021
Way to be sexist yourself. You think because of that comment it verifies the domestic abuse? Imagine if the girl said something sexist to the guy, and he responded by slapping her. The guy would be arrested in minutes for domestic abuse and shunned by everyone in society. People like you give womankind a bad name.
#147 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:38pm by GreenHacker
He said something sexist, she assaulted him with a weapon.
I'll call you ugly, South_Park_Shay, and even if you kill me, you'll still be really ugly and disgusting. :)
#151 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:45pm by TysonFawlay
You're an idiot, but you didn't deserve to be hit in the face with a pan. File domestic abuse charges, and teach her a lesson. You're still an idiot, though.
#149 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:43pm by CaptainBlake
I Cinda gree with some of you the commet deserved something but a fryin pan is to much it's fine to say jokig around with our freinds but you can't say it to your wife
Wow, you know my parents had that exact same scene about three months before they decided to divorce.
#153 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:51pm by Jlynnrocks
I hate to break it to you, but when you're having an argument with your spouse, making sexist remarks isn't the smartest thing.
Personally it sounds to me like you were trying to a jackass on purpose in some way to make things unserious, but you chose the wrong jackass statement to make. Shoulda said something she would laugh at or couldn't counter. Like, I dunno, something about Jews, or her mother, or something... Something she would realize you were just being stupid about. May piss her off more, but it usually is the kind that results in "HMPH!"-stomp-off reaction.
#154 - On 10/13/2009 at 3:53pm by DameGreyWulf
Never tell your wife to go back into the kitchen for 2 reasons:
1: it's just plain sexist.
2: She'll probably find a blunt object to smack you in the head, gut or groin with.
Here's an example: meat cleaver+groin=neutering
#156 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:12pm by BeastieKnights
What she did was extremely WRONG, but if this is one isolated incident, it does not make one an abuser.
#157 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:14pm by waterynuggets
FYL
Waste of a good frying pan.
And my boyfriend and I play wrestle all the time, but I would NEVER hit him with a frying pan! There are much more effective ways to tell a guy you are pissed off (unplugging his Xbox and hiding the power cord, withholding sex etc etc)
An ambulance might have carried me away to the hospital ER, but F.T. Blount's Funeral Home would have carried her dead ass away.
first off I am sorry for all u who hate Jesus but we get along great so yeah he didn't lie! and what does this have to do with this story! just an excuse to slander his name! he is great. and as for the post... well that does sound like he told her in a sexiest way to try and set her in her place! so i think he might think twice next time huh!
#161 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:36pm by kristidgranger
YDI for being a misogynistic asshole. I really hope her next move was to LEAVE and not come back. Fuckwit.
#162 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:41pm by blacklite69
I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
#238 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:48pm by GreenHacker
Funny? Hell Yeah, This would be more awesome if it was true, your an aussie mate this joke is a national favorite
#163 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:44pm by BustedBalls
"Men don't deserve this, because they are not permanently biologically bound to the belief that women should be oppressed. Most men think that women should express standard rights..."
What a cute imagination you have.
Do ALL men think the same way? No way.
Are there still men (and a fair good amount, I should add) that think women were, are and always will be inferior to them? Absolutely.
Are there still men that feel women should not be able to express any rights? Yes.
To the OP:
I think what you said was horribly sexist and uncalled for? Yes, absolutely! What time period do you live in where you think making a remark like that is acceptable?
Do I feel you deserve to be hit with a frying pan? No...a witty remark would have sufficed and maybe having oven mitts should have been thrown at you (lol).
To the poster of the comment I was originally replying to:
Thank you for using proper spelling and grammar. It made (parts of) your argument valid and caught the attention of other FMLers.
#164 - On 10/13/2009 at 4:46pm by Whatsername515
...thank you. You restored my faith in humanity. I'm about to cry here. (joke) you are the first I have seen to agree with my mindset, mostly. All the girls say SEXIST! All the guys say JAIL! I agree with you completely! I say it was sexist, but doesn't justify violence. and if it were you and me (hypothetical) in this situation, I would laugh at my obvious (I would be sarcastic at least) sarcastic sexism. I would laugh harder at the oven mitts and counter-sexism. but to say that because not all males believe in equality would mean that a great portion didn't. To those with superiority issues, they SHOULD get whacked with a pan. but the quoted said most men, not all men. and to judge a classification by its weakest link is unfair. Like judging all leaders of Germany bad because of Adolf Hitler. ( I know, overused analogy ) but still... awesome!
I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
#226 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:32pm by GreenHacker
What the hell is with everyone sayind "YDI"? Are you all idiots?
#107, I love you for that. THANK YOU FOR HAVING COMMON SENSE.
Fuck.
#170 - On 10/13/2009 at 5:09pm by DeathShad0
I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
#237 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:46pm by GreenHacker
I am not gonna say FYL or YDI because I think what you said was sexes, like honeslty if my boyfriend said to me go back into the kitchean I would never make him a damn thing till he made It up, But nobody deserved to be hit with a frying pan, that's just crazy.
You totally deserved it, asshole.
This isn't 1950; your wife isn't your servant.
#178 - On 10/13/2009 at 9:36pm by scarletlily
yep.. and next time you tell a guy a stereotype related to football, remember its perfectly fair and you deserve it if he puts on a helmet and headbutts your face until it is smashed in. I agree, wrong of him to say, but no one sentence can justify smashing a metal pan on someone's head. That's just those emotions and hormones you women can't seem to handle (purposeful irony, its a joke.)
YDI for thinking that you can tell her what to do. She's not your property, you have no right. Good for her!
#181 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:03pm by allihall127
What you said was perfectly acceptable, shes a woman, therefore she should make a sandwich or dinner because thats the only thing women are good at other than in the bedroom. THis is not sexist its called the reality of life
#185 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:11pm by uallsuckatlife16
wrong choice of words when you told her to "get back in here." All I have to say is that you'll think about what you're saying to her in a fight next time. Lesson learned.
#183 - On 10/13/2009 at 10:07pm by loveisnever
What's with all the YDIs? Even if he was being a douche, I'm sure it DIDN'T call for something like getting hit in the head with a frying pan. Fuck all of you who are saying YDI, you're all sexist. Your life sucks dude, I'm on your side ;)
Wow. You people are idiots. I don't care if what he said was sexist, what she did was assault. If a man had come and slapped her across the face for a sexist remark, everyone would be crying "OMG DOMESTIC ABUSE." But because the 'victim' is a woman, her retaliating violently is okay? What if he got seriously hurt?
Fuck. I hate double standards for both genders. He's an asshole for making a comment, sure, but she's a crazy bitch for acting violently.
God most of you make me lose my faith in humanity.
#188 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:10pm by Ianslilgoofball
@185
Shut up.
Just because you're a "manly" man doesn't mean that you can justify your opinion by calling it "the reality of life." Who says that women can't be anything useful to society? Why is it that only men can be accepted as the leaders of the community?
I don't agree with what the OP's wife did, but his sexist comment sent evolution back to the 20's, when women barely did anything to stop this oppression.
Why can't you understand that men and women are equal?
Fuck you.
You, sir, are a dumbass! No man with half a brain would EVER say something so asinine!
as⋅i⋅nine
–adjective 1. foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid: It is surprising that supposedly intelligent people can make such asinine statements.
2. of or like an ass: asinine obstinacy; asinine features.
Origin:
1600–10; < L asinīnus, equiv. to asin(us) ass 1 + -īnus -ine 1
Related forms:
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Synonyms:
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#190 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:13pm by flinkpamingo
Get back in the kitchen and make her a forgiveness sammich!
#198 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:51pm by mordantennui
FTW! Go Girl. Also, hope the door hits you on the way out mister, bit more poetic justice, =P
#199 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:51pm by WriterGirl
To all of saying YDI to this guy, I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
#200 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:00am by GreenHacker
To all of the women who said that this guy deserved having the crap knocked out of him with a frying pan-- you're fucktards. First of all, responding to verbal provocation with physical abuse is inappropriate and dumb to do.
Second of all, I'm saddened that females have /yet/ to realize that you shouldn't hit guys just as you wouldn't want guys to hit you. It's completely unfair for a woman to hit a guy unprovoked or without her life being in danger just as some women would cry about guys hitting /them/ for no valid reason. Keep your damn hands off of them, ladies.
Third... we don't even /know/ the circumstances behind the OP telling her to go back to the kitchen. Maybe she was cooking. Maybe she was doing the dishes. Maybe she was doing /something/ that happened to be in the kitchen. OMG, IT'S TOTALLY SEXIST!! HE DESERVED IT!!
...No. I feel sorry for the OP and the fact that he was stuck with such a violent ass wife.
They had the internet back in the late 1800s? Go back to the kitchen? Frying pan battery? You clearly have realtionship issues as well as the ability to communicate through time and space. You are like some scientist/wizard with a difficult personal life. I feel both awe and pity.
your wife totally deserves a high five for that! I have always wanted to do that to a sexist pig. Which clearly you are... usually have some sympathy for the poster however... you dont deserve it! YDI all the way
#207 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:31am by simplyapril
I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
#225 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:02pm by GreenHacker
See what happens if you get your wish. If you do physically assault someone you perceive to be a "sexist pig," I hope he calls the police.
#259 - On 10/16/2009 at 9:49am by coffee_addict7
Women hate it when men tell us what to do and expect us to do it. We will retaliate. This is a bit extreme but an example of it.
#209 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:37am by heliophobia
well still doesn't justify it, miss heliophobia (fear of the sun, thank you Mrs. Cramer 8th grade study skills)
"Ive got a birdie, his name is ronnie."
"Well tell ronnie you got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!"
-Longest Yard
#210 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:41am by paintballer247
I hope she hit you in the face and knocked a tooth out, you sexist dickhole.
#213 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:23am by gummibehrs
I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
#224 - On 10/14/2009 at 12:19pm by GreenHacker
lol, being a guy makes it pretty difficult for me to conceive a child.
#239 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:49pm by GreenHacker
I don't get why its okay to hit guys, but hitting women makes you a monster. Shouldn't hitting anyone be wrong? I've been told a girl could be trying to kill me, and I'd be the bad guy if i took her out(Not saying i necessarly could, to be clear, but if I managed to). lmao Like wtf? How is that equality. Don't hit girls, don't hit guys, hitting and hurting people is wrong. Is taht so hard to agree to!?!
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONGGGGG!?! D:
the min. she steps outta her place and hits me, she grew a set of balls and plans to fight like a man
#228 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:54pm by xclegend613
Last week, my husband and I were arguing and he "ordered" me to bake him a pie. I did. Two hours later, he'd forgotten about the arguement until that pie was on his face. We BOTH thought it was hilarious, honestly.
I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
#240 - On 10/14/2009 at 4:54pm by GreenHacker
Such double standards it's unbelievable.
Hypothetically speaking, if the wife had dome something such as insulting the memory of his mother (or something equivalent that's much worse) and he were to respond by hitting her with a frying pan then he'd be fucked over for domestic abuse and the choir of women clamouring about the hilarity of this would be villifying him on reading this story.
It's not like people never say things they don't mean when they're angry! And there's nothing wrong with violence either! Come on people
What's the first thing a woman does when she comes back from the abuse shelter with a black eye?
The right thing if she doesn't want another
#230 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:56pm by xclegend613
Why don't women need to learn how to drive?
Because there is no highway between the kitchen and the bedroom
#231 - On 10/14/2009 at 1:58pm by xclegend613
"Get back in the kitchen" is probably the most juvenile and weak thing you could say in an argument. YDI for being an imbecile.
... I would of blocked that attack with a Skillet. >.>
Then again, I wouldn't of said something like that unless I wanted punishment so, YDI! XD
#243 - On 10/14/2009 at 7:18pm by paulfalcon
I laughed.
Sorry, I shouldn't, it really does suck to be you ):
The whole frying pan thing was kind of unnecessary. No concussion, I hope ?
However, the irony of this one is delicious.
By thinking that ultimately you are the one that is sexist. If you dont understand that and are too blocked by you pathetic ways of thinking than there is something wrong with you. I hope you wernt a troll.
#250 - On 10/14/2009 at 10:33pm by growingupnextmon
you fucking idiot. if you tell a woman to go back to the kitchen you are a sexist s o b but you should become gay because you will never keep a woman with that attitude. sexist peice of shit.
... Am I the only one who thought he was joking, being an ass on purpose because he was tired of arguing?
#252 - On 10/14/2009 at 11:25pm by DameGreyWulf
#251: Stop it with the double standards. Would you call a woman sexist if she told a man to go back to the TV/living room/
Actually, I didn't post the whole comment, because I hit the 'Save' button whilst halfway through typing it (I'm posting from my iPod) :P
I see what you mean - but I find that sometimes the common stereotype for men is that they are lazy, untidy, etc (though this is sometimes true), and do nothing useful apart from working, and then watching TV and/or drinking beer.
I hadn't really thought about the 'work' reference (in regards to the women/kitchen), but it makes sense.
He should dump your selfish ass. (selfish for not bringing him food)
#260 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:39am by donkey_hang_down
He's not sexist. I like him. I argued with my girlfriend, and I hit her with my Strat, cut her with my switchknife, smashed her over the head with a glass plate, and finally threw her into my windshield(it didn't break). She was in the hospital for 8 weeks, and I was in jail for 14 days due to domestic violence of the 1st degree. Follow in my footsteps.
#267 - On 10/17/2009 at 12:15pm by cannibalcorpseXD
#267 Jesus CHRIST, men talk about us women not being able to control our tempers and hormones? Fucking use words to settle an argument, not violence and anger like a god damn animal. Animals use violence and anger to handle things because they can't use words, and they're unintelligent. Humans have the ability to use words and compose intelligent thoughts. Show that you've evolved and use your fucking brain if you have one.
And I agree, 14 days for an assault of that severity? But then again, it doesn't really surprise me. These days, murder, the most unimaginable crime in my opinion, carries at least 15 years. Someone who kills should always spend the rest of their lives in prison, unless it was self defense.
#270 - On 10/17/2009 at 9:50pm by Sprinter136
Wow. Thats some colorful language you got there. I think you were godfucking abandoned at birth, bought for 10 cents, and thrown into a box. I hope the hobo who did this o you threw his shit in your fucking face, cause that's what you deserve. Do you think I give a fuck what I did? Stupid Cunt, I agree with the stereotype that women are stupid at everything. Go to the fucking kitchen shitface. that's where bitches like you belong, dumbfuck
#275 - On 10/19/2009 at 5:06pm by cannibalcorpseXD
and #267: you didn't deserve 14 days in jail. you deserve AT LEAST 14 MONTHS!!! that's assault and battery and the justice system is seriously flawed if you get 14 days and people who don't do anything bad and you do
to # 267 wow ur a dick head! men like you are the reason I proceed to hate people! one day some girl is gonna actually fight back n kick your ass
#279 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:34pm by spikerhitz101
I dont think thats gonna happen anytime soon. Filthy Faggot
#295 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:26pm by cannibalcorpseXD
neither party was right in this case. he shouldnt have made that sexist comment, but she deff shouldnt have hit him with a f***ing frying pan either. why cant we just use words....you know "you b*tch" "a**hole" stuff like that?
I'm so glad she hit you with that frying pan.
I'd have done the same.
#289 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:22pm by isthebrogan_x
I hope someday when you get married (if you ever do) you say something sexist to your husband and he smacks the shit out of you for it. Then I hope you call domestic abuse and their reply is "You deserve it".
i don't see why people are getting so worked up and saying "if the roles had been reversed bla bla bla..."
that isn't the point. what if she had been black and he had been white, and he told her to "get back on the cotton field!"? everyone would've called him a racist jerk for that. wouldn't matter if he meant it or not.
thing is, women (and black people. and other people) were considered less worthy for such a long time, and there are still a lot of sexist and racist groups in the world. how many sexist female groups are there in comparison? that's why women take it more seriously if they're discriminated against. a while back i read a great comment here, explaining how if a man is sexist, he's taking advantage of the power over women that men have had for so long. women don't have that power.
that being said, that in no way makes it okay for girls to beat the crap out of guys. if you're stonger than someone else, and you beat them up, you're taking advantage of the power over them that you naturally have, regardless of gender.
(and a butch women beating up a weak man then saying that it's fair because she a girl is just digusting -.-)
#293 - On 11/10/2009 at 5:21pm by hvitfeldtska
Frankly, that's a ridiculous argument. It doesn't matter that previous generations were discriminated against; that isn't my generation, so why should I be "punished" or put at a disadvantage for it? This generation of women was also not part of the generation you are talking about, so they should be nothing more than equal.
Let's get this straight. They both did something wrong.
That comment was highly uncalled for, and hitting someone with a frying pan? Wow. I really can't believe it. Nobody should say that, and nobody should assault their spouse with a frying pan.
As for the OP: So... You get attacked by your wife after making an offhand comment, and one of the things that comes to mind is to POST IT ON FML? ARE YOU CRAZY? This is nowhere near funny. And I'm not insinuating that you posted this immediately after being attacked, but STILL. My words are most likely wasted on this.
