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Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5377) - you deserved it (69097)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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