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Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML


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On 10/12/2009 at 10:03am - love - by Jennagirl (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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If it was a while ago then maybe it's from his previous girlfriend. Could be that it was under his bed or somewhere else and he had just recently found it.
Or maybe he's trying to get you to break up with him.
*shrugs* Pick your favorite explanation.

#2 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:01pm by haweb

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Why are boys so retarded when it comes to covering up their bull? LOL. I think CLEARLY a B cup bra would be extremely smaller than the D could he not tell it wasn't yours? -facepalm-

#8 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:03pm by SoreThroat

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