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Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

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On 10/12/2009 at 10:03am - love - by Jennagirl (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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Could be worse. Somewhere there is a B size girl who just got a D size bra returned to her.


Time for you to give him those extra large condoms your previous boyfriend left.

#32 - On 10/12/2009 at 3:06pm by I_am_stupid_also

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You win. D trumps B.

#5 - On 10/12/2009 at 2:02pm by mercyFML

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