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Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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what a jackass

#3 - On 10/08/2009 at 5:12pm by akiro525

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Why would he try that hard to be mean?
Did you cheat on him?

#6 - On 10/08/2009 at 5:13pm by Ligerie

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