Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23322) - you totally deserved it (1507)
On 10/02/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
(0)Did you take the pants and sniff them? I do not know how that counts as sexual harrassment.
Has anyone on here heard of spill.com? Just a big fan and I want to know if people are as happy as me.
(0)Your girlfrien'd not very clever when it comes to pranks is she?
"HA! I put my underwear in your backpack!"
OMG, maybe she'll put them in the FRIDGE NEXT! Oh she's so witty.
*runs off giggling*
(0)oh you fail jackass.
shame you have no life and need to sit on a site telling people they fail.
#40 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:27am by Flamersplamer
(0)Next Lesson:
Where to place underwear after some fun in the school bathroom.
There's your example for the class.
(0)At least your professor didn't like it. THAT would be an FML.
(Sorry if this shows up twice. The site ate my comment.)
(+1)Hey now, even the website gets hungry sometimes!
Sorry, that was bad. xD I couldn't resist.
#18 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:46pm by Amysbodybetrayal
(0)aha, lucky old you.
if my girlfriend did that, a) i'd have seen them before i got to class, and b) i would be very surprised.
haven't even got pants off yet.
#11 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:17pm by Someone0101
(+1)Neither you nor your girlfriend know what 'really naughty' means yet.
I've never seen someone put panties in a backpack in a porno..
Now your gf owes you. Sweet!
(+2)Hopefully they did not contain skidmarks and sex stains.
#14 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:26pm by Witchcraft
(+1)lol that is rather funny but it sucks JUST a tad to be you
#16 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:40pm by sweeper17
(0)Clean or dirty? Could they stand up on their own? Did the proff smell them?
MMMMM dirty undies...
#17 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:45pm by donkey_hang_down
(0)If your professor was a fat chick then she would have loved it, fat chicks will do you for anything, including crispy chicken sandwiches.
#20 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:54pm by expen_dable
(+3)YDI for not checking your folder beforehand. Always verify what you are submitting right before you submit it so that you know 100% that nothing is missing, damaged, or, in this case, sexy.
#21 - On 10/02/2009 at 5:58pm by Brave_Sir_Robin
(0)I nodded this and said no… because I don't really get it. or maybe Im just stupid. or missing something.
(0)LMAO
That's cute of her, but sucks how it turned out!
.... hopefully it was clean and not stained.
Also you should have checked your folder beforehand. I always double check lol..
#25 - On 10/02/2009 at 6:09pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)Oh, thats gotta suck.. But think about it, she owes you big time now. So tell her to get on those knees... and smoke some weed.
(0)"Very naughty"? What? How is that even remotely naughty? Maybe I'm outta the social loop here or something, but I wouldn't think finding my girlfriends undies in my backback would be naughty or erotic, i'd just be like "wtf?"
#32 - On 10/02/2009 at 7:41pm by genius_man16
(0)I think the implication is the erotic part. "here are my panties, they're already off" or things along those lines
Personally I thought it more like a sneaky-cute couple thing. Not a conventional one though, that's for sure lol...
#33 - On 10/02/2009 at 8:05pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)Ehh, if my girlfriend did that I think it would be well worth the talk. Your life sounds like it's going pretty well actually.
(0)how can you not tell that there would be an obvious bulge in a folder of papers. idk i think it would be a tip off.
(0)Just what else was in that alleged folder that made it so you didn't notice a pair of panties?
#42 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:53pm by CosmicPossum
(0)number 42 although many people would maybe he just didn't look in it
#54 - On 03/18/2010 at 5:43am by bibobobonnor
(0)Dude, what he means by nasty is, that they smelled Reeeeeaaaal fishy. (:
#43 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:12pm by AsAlwaysAndrew
(0)i wonder what the professor thought, "why are there female panties in a folder that belongs to a boy?" ;)
#47 - On 10/07/2009 at 12:20am by slag_
(0)and one more thing..... you said "i wish she had told me" why would she tell u? she would be like "oh by the way i put my thong in ur folder *wink wink*"
#48 - On 10/07/2009 at 12:23am by slag_
(0)im pretty sure i've seen thing FMl...about 4 times already..
#50 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:31am by JuGGaLoxAbK_713
(0)Hey, at least you have a sexy girlfriend. I haven't had a girlfriend, sexy or otherwise, for over 2 years.
