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Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28855) - you deserved it (8517)

On 10/01/2009 at 9:19am - love - by FootInMouth (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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