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Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35368) - you deserved it (4688)

On 09/29/2009 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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