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Bummer dude, you can do better tho:)
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Eh seriously-- my girlfriend is Bi too. I'd be tick'd if I were you.
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Wait untill they're on the date and see what happens. Wait untill they do something only couples would do, and THEN dump her. for all we know, she's doing it to get under your skin.
#15 - On 09/29/2009 at 7:38pm by Reyo
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I think #38 may actually have a mental disability, so we probably shouldn't flame the moronic jackass too much.
As for #15, that's bullshit. If you let your significant other do shit just to piss you off, you're in a shitty relationship.
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Man, give #38 a break.. He just smoked some kush... give thee kid some time.
Well, if being a nerd means spelling correctly and not sounding like an ignorant loser then I'm happy to be a nerd. LEARN YOUR "BIG PEOPLE" WORDS #38! He didn't do anything to you. Stop being a jerk.
Look at the bright side, at least your boyfriend's getting some ass
lol 38 no actually i just happened to sign on at the right time.. If i cared about being first, i would have been like all the other idiots and said "FIIIRST!!"
44 has it right. 15, what the hell? Communication is key; if she has an issue, she should say something instead of dating other people. Dating someone else when you're already in a relationship is just ridiculous anyway, "couple things" or not.
Also that waitress sounds a like a dumb bimbo.
"OLOL UR HAWTS U GOTS SO? I MEEN DATS TTLY UR BRO SITTING W/ U AMIRITE?"
If your girl wants to be with someone so mentally deficient, I say you're better off without her, most definitely.
MUST...RESIST...URGE...TO...FLAME...#38...
actually if they havent established ground rules its a total YDI.
... Why would you have to establish it as a rule to not date other people? We call that common sense and/or common courtesy and/or being faithful.
girlfriend, waitress?
If you like girl on girl action you're pretty lucky atm.
Just make it clear she has to share.
@105 because not everyone views relationships between different sexes and same sexes equally. perhaps shes only been in relationships where guys are happy for her to have a girlfriend on the side. personally if i were with someone who was bisexual i dont think id mind all that much, and no its not because id wanna get in on a 3 way (which would probably be awesome sure) its because shes not competition to me. keeping in mind this is within the context of boyfriend/girlfriend relationships. when entering into marriage that ends.
@105...i forgot to finish that last comment
hence, things like that need to be discussed when ur in that kind of relationship, otherwise people will assume and they can be wrong. if it hasnt been discussed its totally your own fault.
@135: Actually, I'm bisexual myself and I wouldn't date a girl and a guy at the same time, because I have sexual and romantic feelings for both and they would indeed be a threat to one another. A relationship I would have with a girl would not be different from one I would have with a guy because I would certainly marry a girl (like myself), considering it's legal where I live and I prefer them anyway.
So if your girlfriend is legitimately bisexual and going on a real date with this waitress, I wouldn't accept it because it really is the same as having a date with a different guy.
Agreed with 153, and I am bisexual myself. It's an equal relationship, and that girl /would/ be competition. She could easily run off with her and leave you behind.
eh, well then thats the sort of thing id discover when TALKING ABOUT IT.
ive known people who happily have dual relationships going on and there is no competition there. so as i said in my opening message, not everyone sees them equally and its something requiring discussion.
A dual relationship like that just proves they don't truly love either person they're dating...
This isn't even a FML. Maybe she's straight but wants to have a good time; thus the laughing. Just have a talk with her about stuff, if you didnt even know she was bi, YDI.
He was the one laughing, not her.
Why is everyone seemingly under the assumption that bisexual means "I'm just looking to date/screw as many people as possible"...?
Why would he have to know she was bi? I mean, sure you'd think it comes up, but you don't exactly ask your partner what their orientation is, since it wouldn't really make sense to once you're already together...
Beforehand, you just do like the waitress does and ask if they're available. I mean, I've never heard of anyone asking "what orientation are you?" as a pick up line. Sounds like a reasonable idea, but since when are people reasonable?
Also as an afterthought, chaos, if were boyfriend and girlfriend and you ever asked me "is it okay to date other people?" or said to me "I don't mind if you date other girls" I would actually be insulted. The question and those like it would sound like YOU had intentions to date other people. The statement and those like it would sound like you were just trying for a threesome and didn't really care about me. Just saying.

Lolz, maybe he just thinks they're Bf/gf when they're just friends... It happens. It happened before. I accepted one offer to go with my friend to the movies, and now he's telling every one that he's my boyfriend. Seriously? So check that she knows she's your girlfriend.......................Wait, you said waitress? Ooh, sucks to be you. Ever see Will and Grace where Grace fears she turnes her boyfriend? lolz...
the s is so close to the d, I obviously meant to say turned, not turnes, since that is not a word, it would be turns. Ok, so turns... Sorry for the double post, I didn't want to seem like a stupid teen who only knows text language, but not how to spell... And this site only allows you a small window of opportunity to edit your post, and you can't delete... wth? why not? I guess I'm about to hit spill the beans now...
@ #14 threesome hell ya dude!!!!!!! =D FTW
#176 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:17am by harryman04
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first!
#2 - On 09/29/2009 at 7:32pm by Adamt
Dump her ass. Clearly she does not care about you.
OHHH! ha so are you still going out?
Can anybody say......threesome
Naw, dude... i bith mah tongue.
Plus, that's Kinfolk =/
lol just thınkıng that!
#93 - On 09/29/2009 at 10:54pm by ayse
srsly that moron should go with them instead of acting like a bitch
i'm glad i'm not the only one that thought this!
girlfriend + waitress = hot lesbo action
Hot lesbo action does not make up for her careless ass. Dump her.
#9 - On 09/29/2009 at 7:35pm by justjayit
Dude, ask her if you can come! xD
At what point did you realize she wasn't giving the waitress her number for kicks? YDI for laughing while it happened.
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Wait. Are you a lesbian? Cuz if u r, I support u 100%. But anyway, that sucks.
It says man right next o the OP's username, pay attention
please people quit saying threesome. it obvious thats not going to happen to the op because his girlfriend didnt even care about his opinion. and then other girl doesnt give a shit either because op was on a date with his gf and the girl just asked for number.
at least she could let u watch
What a cunt
#19 - On 09/29/2009 at 7:40pm by S1R
geez! LC! lol that's a joke from junior guards, it means lesbian cheater! she's such an LC
This is where you dump her.
She clearly has no respect for you or the relationship if she's going out on a date with another chick.
Either that or she's not getting the intention of the other chicks plan.
sorry to break it to you, but she's not your girlfriend, she's probably just a friend and you think she is
Right in front of you? That's terrible!
Did you talk about it later? Was there a reason?
Are you getting a secret threesome later?
aha fag you can't control your girl you soft punk ass bitch
How much do you have to tip after a threesome?
Good for you! Even though you weren't first, you didn't edit your comment, and you showed you aren't afraid to admit you were wrong :D Next time buddeh =D
EDIT: This was supposed to be a reply to #2. This is the 3rd time this week, Fuck the FML commenting system -.-
29th actually. I don't know why no one raves over the 69th comment anymore D:
Be a man and join in on the action.
beat her ass
the waitress not your girlfriend
XD
Uhhhm why? The waitress didn't know she was in a relationship.
maybe your girlfriend is thinking threesome
#37 - On 09/29/2009 at 8:17pm by bean_dawg
That's not an FML. That's a threesome, dude! *fist bump*
you are a complete tool. do everyone around you a favor and do the following: unpop your collar, take your damn backwards hat and shove it up your ass, and for god's sake stop making douchey remarks like that. maybe then people will stop questioning how much you're overcompensating for your oh so obvious homosexuality (it's ok. there's really nothing wrong with being gay) and you might ACTUALLY make some real friends. this may be the internet, where you can say or do whatever you want and no one will know who you are, but this is no place to waste people's time with your inane and asinine comments.
to the guy who wrote this: it sounds a little fake. if it is, kudos for convincing people that its not. if this really happened, don't worry too much about it.
what the fuck is "fist bump"
"what the fuck is "fist bump"" ?
I dunno. A combination of fisting and bumping i guess.
It's the hand gesture people use that's similar to a "high five", you literally bump fists.
whether you're exclusive or not getting someone elses info on a date with someone is wrong. if you're exclusive and she's not dropping you she's not just bi... she's also polygamous.
...Polyamorous, or disrespectful, but she wouldn't be polygamous unless she was trying to get married to both of them.
Just sayin'.
No, polyamory is being in love with more than 1 person at a time. It doesn't necessarily involve marriage. That would be polygamy. =)
I thought this was every man's dream lol. Not mine, but I hear it a lot.
erm.. you seriously dont see the potential here ? question? are you gay or slow?
#42 - On 09/29/2009 at 8:34pm by lahp
Honestly, everyone talks about 'threesomes! yay!' but I seriously doubt anyone who freaks out about it has ever actually had one.
#38 learn how to spell before you say shot like that... people like you are complete douchebags
oh ... well thennnn lmao:|
dude you should be between them
GET SOME ROPES GET SOME TRUCKS AND WE GONNA HAVE A GOOD OL' FASHION FAG DRAG
that mad me lol... even tho it is slightly terrible
Honestly, you kind of deserved it, because if it bothered you then you really should have spoken up. I'm bi, too, but if some chick asked for my number while my boyfriend was sitting right there, he'd damn well say something. (I'd probably slip her my number anyway, but he'd still say something ;-).)
#58 - On 09/29/2009 at 9:00pm by BlueberryPies
Cant believe your girlfriend did that with you right there. maybe you should have said something right then or at least afterwards. I would start looking to though since now you know how it is.
Hmmmm, I can't think of anything witty so just go for the 3 way and be happy.
I vote dump her ass. You can do better.
a bi girlfriend? this calls for a threesome
#70 - On 09/29/2009 at 9:31pm by joHnnycsU
Should have known she was a clamlicker.
#72 - On 09/29/2009 at 9:36pm by Triumvirate
this is an FLM?! think of the possibilities!
Wait, so the waitress and your gf? Waitress is a girl term. Are u saying theyre being lesbian?
wow i think you're the first one here to put that together. great job!
only every guys fantasy. fyl???
Lol Scooby is such a fucking dumbass. But sorry OP, looks like you made your girl switch over
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Why are you complaining this is your opportunity, Ménage à trois man Ménage à trois
she did that right infront of you? thats odd.
I always wonder when I read these girlfriend/boyfriend FMLs if the OP is really in a relationship, or are they just really obsessive? Or stupid. Either way.
lmao you so deserve that. If you were a good boyfriend and that happened your GF would of said that's my BF. But obviously your such a stuck up jackass she went on the date. Take this as a sign be a better BF and dont look like a idiot when stuff like this happen.
Dude that's HOT. How is that bad? And you should have asserted your claim. Sorry your girl likes other girls. Do you look like a girl?
#97 - On 09/29/2009 at 11:23pm by AnalBottleOpener
Says the gay guy--you know i love you jim.
#100 - On 09/29/2009 at 11:31pm by LaceyPatrickson
★Lacey is a hottie. Is your hair purple? Mine is black + purple!
Thank you intoxicunt. Yeah its purple. It doesn't show up as well as it should with my dark hair.
#150 - On 09/30/2009 at 4:27pm by LaceyPatrickson
What happened to speaking up?
Why would you laugh if you obviously were not comfortable with it?
BE A MAN... maybe that's why she's starting to like girls.
#99 - On 09/29/2009 at 11:30pm by IllegalLight
ROFL... this reminded me with the scene from boston legal when Alan shore started to say ... " Lesbian... Lesbian...now all together... Lesbian..."... lol, that was awesome..
Sounds like the waitress has something you don't. Try sexually satisfying your girlfriend by growing a vagina, Spatula. :]
hahahhhahhhahhahhaha kick her ass!!!!
That's what you get for letting her pay the bill...
you fail as a man...you should have stopped him. or at least gotten mad at her...you dont deserve to keep her if you wont fight for it.
You sound like a woman.
The only reason I fight for my woman is because she appreciates me.
The OP should just dump her. That was huge disrespect.
Not actually your girlfriend, huh?
You should have had a clue when she ordered her hotdog take-out.
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=19204
#117 - On 09/30/2009 at 1:36am by FmyF_inglife
dude u should join dem n do yo thing
Suggest a threesome.
Haha, just kidding.
Demand one.
It's funny how all the guys are like "YEAH, 3SOME"... But when it actually happens to them they get all jealous and offended...
Op your stupid for taking that. I mean why wouldn't u say something if ur gf is being asked out in your face? Idiot
That is a fyl, and I am guy. :/
Cockblocked by a girl serving food.. A mix of bad and good.
#127 - On 09/30/2009 at 3:04am by ForceStrike64
Threesome...wow people. try to actually put yourself in his shoes and see how you would react to something like this. Then come back and say threesome.
OP: That sucks. Talk to her and find out if she was kdding or not with that waitress. Or maybe she just doesn't know what the waitress was going for and doing.
YDI for not getting in on the action
#130, you're pathetic.
OP: I'm so sorry. And it so much that she's bi as it is that she's basically cheating on you (if you're still together). :( Find a better girl!
The OP is bringing it on himself for sticking for that sort of thing. What if the roles were reversed, and the waitress asked him for his number (incidentally, this happened to me when I was out with my wife once)? The answer is simple; if he gave her his number, she would be going atomic on his ass, and quite rightly so.
Dump her. If she's considering hooking up other people so easily, regardless of their gender, you're better off out of it.
If that bothered you to the point were you came on here,then strap on a pair and tell her to f*ck off. But at the same time 3some.Isn't that like every guys dream?
Try and finagle your way into a threesome. Be the meat between their tacos.
Hawt. Try and work in a threesome from it.
Oh c'mon plexico! You know no one has balls on FML.
Only "happy sacks";))
Probably means you haven't been dating long enough for her to consider you her boyfriend.
Or the date was just that bad.
Move on brosef..
1. Are you sure she's your girlfriend?
2. No, really, are you sure it's mutual?
If you answered yes to these two things, why aren't you talking to your girl to find out what she's doing.
From what little information is provided, here is what I think the situation is:
You took her on a few dates, maybe even a lot of dates. You assumed it was implied, that you would be exclusive. From her perspective, it seems like she's been waiting a while for you to ask her to take it to the next level. So she prodded you in the restaurant.
So again, I ask, does she know she's your girlfriend?
I'm telling you THREESOME is just calling your name!!
This post screams for a threesome...or at least some quality video...how is this a FML? You deserve this, and that's not a bad thing.
So they're going on a date, big deal. You make it sound like it's the end of the world. When it comes to it, she might not like the date after all. You'll never know until it happens. Or if it means so much to you, then why don't you talk to her about it. Either way, I doubt whining is gonna help.
did u say girlfriend and waitress, 2 girls, not thats there's anything wrng with it but u got dumped by ur girl for another girl
Are you sure SHE considers herself your girlfriend?
And have you ever discussed being exclusive or not?
It not, YDI.
she's bi?
#154 - On 09/30/2009 at 7:22pm by Scotticus117
is the waitress hot? if so, your girlfriend has to share... sounds like you are a lucky guy!
#157 - On 09/30/2009 at 10:47pm by evolveahimsa
hmm and ur still calling her ur girlfriend?....that says a lot.
Wow. I'm surprised there weren't more lesbian/bi hatred comments on this. There's nothing wrong with being lesbian/bi. My best friend is gay and he's the most amazing person in the world. And OP, if you were dating the girl for 9 months, you must really like her, so naturally you should have stepped in and said you were her boyfriend before anything happened, but since you did nothing, you'll have to accept the fact that she's bi. If you'd been together that long, surely that won't bother you.
It's not that she's bi that's bothering him, it's that she's going on a date with someone else when she's already in a relationship.
You're being just as bigoted by not seeing this as a big deal since it's with another girl instead of a guy. I mean, I doubt you'd say "just accept it" if it were a waitER who asked her.
But I agree he should have stepped in, and should say something to her now.
Maybe your definition of girlfriend is wrong.
What part of "threesomes are good" do you not understand?
wow umm so basicly your girlfriend and you arent a couple and you find out shes gay if you didnt know this already hm sucks i guess not to bad find someone new its ok idk
She's probably just orchestrating a threesome, go with it
It'd be great if she'd let you watch both of them scoring though, wouldn't it? Even if it was a break-up gift...
how is this an FML?!?! Threesome dude
really. I mean reaaly. if it happens and in my mind it's a really big if - then this world is as f--kd u as it seems
eh she's probly not even bi. she's doing it to seem more attractive for you. if not, I would dump her cuz she should only be dating you.
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