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Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by chachi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Guess you weren't his favorite bitch.

#3 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:17pm by SimplyLaurel

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LOL. Was the dog cute?

#2 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:14pm by sarah2144

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