Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML
by bigdawg702 / 09/26/2009 at 1:34am / United States / Love
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On your first date, did you rub her belly and say, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed"?
#4 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:08am by allmidnighteyes
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After 9 months, starting to have kids ? ... Not all girls are looking forward to that you know
#2 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:07am by Victoria
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