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Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12402) - you deserved it (30761)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by MessedXUp (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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