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Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML

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On 09/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by MessedXUp (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Why not just eat before you went out on the date...I mean really?

#4 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:14pm by Zhombie

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What is up with girls that dont eat on dates? I dont get this. If you dont want to eat on a first date then do something that doesnt involve food. Like Miniature golf? Bowling? beach? And even if you go out for food, just dont eat a lot. Dont make yourself suffer by drinking a lot of water. It's not healthy.

#5 - On 09/25/2009 at 5:21pm by CraziOne

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