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Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML
No Birthday sex? Aww buddy I feel so bad for you. Excuse me while I go have sex with my girlfriend.
Four, five, and mostly six you are total ass holes. I do feel sorry for you through, op. That sucks, but it made me laugh a lot.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015