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Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37692) - you deserved it (7039)

On 09/25/2009 at 10:54am - love - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Ohio)

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No Birthday sex? Aww buddy I feel so bad for you. Excuse me while I go have sex with my girlfriend.

#2 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:38pm by Poke_my_mon

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Four, five, and mostly six you are total ass holes. I do feel sorry for you through, op. That sucks, but it made me laugh a lot.

#8 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:49pm by chrismace

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