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Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML
No Birthday sex? Aww buddy I feel so bad for you. Excuse me while I go have sex with my girlfriend.
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