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Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30987) - you deserved it (6170)

On 09/25/2009 at 10:54am - love - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Ohio)

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No Birthday sex? Aww buddy I feel so bad for you. Excuse me while I go have sex with my girlfriend.

#2 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:38pm by Poke_my_mon

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Re-gift.

#4 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:38pm by mercyFML

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