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Today, I invited over my girlfriend of two years to spend my birthday night with her. Instead of a conventional wrapped birthday present, she gave me the news that she has taken a vow of chastity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27237) - you deserved it (4884)

On 09/25/2009 at 10:54am - love - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Ohio)

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