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Today, I decided to surprise my husband in the shower. I got in and we were talking and goofing around and I stuck out my chest and sucked in my stomach being stupid and my husband says "Wait! Do it again! That's how you looked when I first met you." FML

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On 09/25/2009 at 2:24am - love - by WOWreally (woman) - United States (California)

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i reckon he was joking, doesnt sound like something you would say seriously

#1 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:04am by raNDMGUy

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Dmi thats harsh!
lol i imagine this sort of thing happening to me in 20 years time.

#3 - On 09/25/2009 at 6:08am by Piano_Joe

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