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Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited until I saw they were from my good friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (47368) - you deserved it (2691)

On 09/24/2009 at 12:16pm - love - by Tally (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Bring flowers to her funeral saying, "Sorry for killing you!"

#3 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:01pm by Intoxicunt

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What a bitch.

#2 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:59pm by WoolyWhoop

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