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Today, I was checking into a hotel with my boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room, the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us because they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML

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On 09/22/2009 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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the hotel employees were just looking out for your boyfriend.
after all, 15 year olds will get you 20 years.

#2 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:27am by untoldfame

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so the hotel employees never checked your ID when you checked in?

#3 - On 09/23/2009 at 4:38am by winterjane

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