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Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41762) - you deserved it (5789)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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I think I agree with your boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend, rather.

#3 - On 09/22/2009 at 2:40pm by gonzolove

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What's so romantic about an auto parts store?

#9 - On 09/22/2009 at 2:45pm by someguy945

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