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Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32143) - you deserved it (4136)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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How fucking rich are you? If you can afford 2 consecutive romantic hotel getaways, your life isn't fucked. Get over it!

#4 - On 09/22/2009 at 2:40pm by Tippssy

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If he had a brain, he would've gone on the vacation before dumping you...I say you're lucky because you got rid of a dumbass.

#7 - On 09/22/2009 at 2:43pm by fmylife0624

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