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Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Okay, you're divorced now.

Okay, you're paying alimony now.

Okay, you're a cougar now.

Okay, you're dead now.

Okay, you're a zombie now.

#1 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:07am by allmidnighteyes

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At the altar, he's probably gonna say "okay, we're married now" rather than "I do"

#4 - On 09/22/2009 at 6:09am by dyingstart

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