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Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29391) - you deserved it (10989)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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