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Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28711) - you deserved it (8816)

On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....no seriously her life is the fucked up one

#6 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:23pm by bee

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That does kinda suck. But I'll have to agree with everyone else and say that it's probably a lot worse for her. Sorry about that.

#7 - On 03/16/2009 at 12:06am by CDub7888

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