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Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22449) - you deserved it (6701)

On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....no seriously her life is the fucked up one

#6 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:23pm by bee

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I'd go out with you again, unless you did it on purpose. Then I'd beat you senseless with my cast.

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 6:35am by Lauren

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