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Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36229) - you deserved it (4200)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:16am - love - by Imaginary girlfriend - Sent from mobile version

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Maybe she is imaginary...

#2 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:14am by xshyguyx

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I get that sort of thing all the time.

You want to prove something, and something goes wrong on the day.

ie. My keyboard arrows don't work, but when I show my mother, they do.

FYL.

#3 - On 09/21/2009 at 6:15am by Armadyl

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