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Today, I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating rink. On the ride home she put her arm around me. Her armpits stank and I smelt them the whole hour and a half drive. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 2:35am - love - by sensativenose (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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You should have nonchalantly sprayed your own armpits and then accidentally sprayed hers with the same deodarant.

#6 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:12am by DrunkenValor

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Easy solution. Tell her, "I feel a bit sweaty and gross from the skating rink, ok if we cuddle next time instead?" Then you aren't making her feel bad, but you get the result you want. Of course since this FML already happened, my advice is kind of useless. :-P

#15 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:30am by f_u_u_f_f

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