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Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12551) - you deserved it (28969)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:14am - love - by mudafkrmas (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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If there's a girl who can drop their keys into puddles by simply trying to unlock a door and still ends up with the guy that millions of girls dream over... I'm sure you have a small chance.

#1 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:08am by redbluegreen

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haha i love the 'YDI for not being a lesbain/ for liking guys' comments

#17 - On 09/18/2009 at 8:05am by purple91

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