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Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54901) - you deserved it (2801)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:34am - love - by OhDamn (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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For some reason, I laughed at this at first.

But look on the bright side - it's a nice wake-up call since it looks like your "wife" is sleeping around behind your back. Good luck and all.

#2 - On 09/16/2009 at 10:14am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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haha! some girl you have there..

#1 - On 09/16/2009 at 10:13am by type1

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