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Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks (42240) - you deserved it (1711)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:34am - love - by OhDamn (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

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