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Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40335) - you deserved it (6253)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:12am - love - by takingthebus (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Looks like someone needs a new car AND a new boyfriend.

#1 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:08am by fleshforbones

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Why did you let him drive your car without a license?

#2 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:09am by JhasNeeh

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