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Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33012) - you deserved it (5399)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:12am - love - by takingthebus (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Looks like someone needs a new car AND a new boyfriend.

#1 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:08am by fleshforbones

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A man who can't drive stick isn't really a man.

Tell him to hand in his dude-licence.

#8 - On 09/16/2009 at 6:47am by my_fml_account

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