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Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32629) - you deserved it (3004)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:26am - love - by broken (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Well, welcome to a glimpse of your future with him. You don't laugh at someone you care about when they are hurt. Especially when it"s something you caused. He is NOT worth the effort.

#25 - On 09/13/2009 at 11:21am by flinkpamingo

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Wait, so you were bleeding for two hours and you didn't think to go to a doctor?

#29 - On 09/13/2009 at 12:53pm by f_u_u_f_f

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