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Today, my girlfriend, who is a dog trainer, was telling me all about the techniques she uses at work. I commented on how the dogs must be stupid to fall for such simple tricks, to which she replied "They worked on you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7209) - you deserved it (29333)

On 09/12/2009 at 8:00am - love - by TrainedBF (man) - United States (Arizona)

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