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Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40414) - you deserved it (2034)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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