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Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.
What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015