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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I hadn't popped the question to her yet. For the last six months, I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45932) - you deserved it (4824)

On 09/09/2009 at 7:11pm - love - by K-9cop (man) - United States

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make sure you tell her about her dad's refusal. Pour on the guilt! mwahahahaha

#6 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:42am by imrealldum

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So when she broke up wiht you, you should have told her that. What the fuck is wrong with you people, you let everybody fucking step on you and control your life. YOU DONT NEED HER FATHERS FUCKING BLESSING ANYWAY this is a free country and women do not need their fathers blessing, permission, or approval to do ANYTHING ESPECIALLY choose a man

#16 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am by lenasaur

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