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Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27477) - you deserved it (72139)

On 09/08/2009 at 8:29am - love - by nitwit (man) - Greece (Attiki)

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why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!

#1 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:04pm by Anonanimal

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You're an idiot!

#2 - On 09/08/2009 at 2:05pm by ande92tt

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