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Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38478) - you deserved it (2224)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

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