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Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76689) - you deserved it (3682)

On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

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Sucks when you get grounded for having a cheating boyfriend.

#4 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:04pm by Venge

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but then... whos he "havin it off with", ouch

#2 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:04pm by gosrisky

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