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Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40562) - you deserved it (1979)

On 09/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Wow (man) - United States

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What the hell?!
what a fucking coward...
:( you deserve better than that piece of shit...

#1 - On 09/04/2009 at 3:15am by hazelwolfeyes

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Tell them she's dealing Special K out of her dorm.

#3 - On 09/04/2009 at 3:17am by allmidnighteyes

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