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Today, I told the guy I have been sort of dating that I want to connect emotionally before sleeping with him. He told me that he already had an emotional connection with his fiancée and was only interested in sleeping with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37551) - you deserved it (6610)

On 08/31/2009 at 11:56pm - love - by MenSuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

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What a whore.
Him, not you.

#3 - On 09/01/2009 at 2:53am by mehwhateverr

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Just to clear the air:
1.I'm not a slut, obviously, since I didn't sleep with the creep
2.I did not know about the girl
3.Sort of dating means: going on dates, kissing, holding hands, but not boyfriend/girlfriend (aka that weird stage when your facebook relationship status goes blank or to it's complicated)
4.Trust me, I ran very fast, and there were no obvious warning signs
5.Thanks for reading.

#105 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:07pm by mensuck

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