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Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61559) - you deserved it (14294)

On 03/20/2009 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Top comments night stands are something a lot of people regret. Maybe you shouldn't be so easy.

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:03pm by npk1112

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I don't know why you're so offended. In rehab, one of the steps is making an inventory of everything you did that was harmful to yourself, that you regretted.
One Night Stands aren't usually anyone's high points.

#2 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:07pm by joyride

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