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Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27039) - you deserved it (2293)

On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

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Did She atleast Invite you if not then you got a problem...(been there)

#2 - On 02/07/2009 at 8:06am by HanisMan01

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fuck her man , she is a hoe

#7 - On 03/25/2009 at 11:50pm by linshenjie321

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