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Today, I almost got married. After the elaborate and very expensive wedding, my "husband" decided he did not want to sign the marriage license because he wasn't sure if he really wanted to settle down after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45800) - you deserved it (3113)

On 08/24/2009 at 1:16am - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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He might have saved you trouble in the future. If that's how he felt, but signed the liscense, you guys might have gotten divorced anyway a few years from now. And, hey, you guys can always make it official later if he does finally decide to commit.... if you're still together, that is. ;)

#3 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:40am by HoorayForFML

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Now that you've got the bigassed wedding you always wanted out of the way, you can concentrate on finding somebody worth marrying.

#15 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:10am by aback

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