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Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31453) - you deserved it (7663)

On 08/22/2009 at 10:41pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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you sound creepy...

#2 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:15am by heyhoe

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I've never met a man that either a: liked sappy poetry or was b: able to read hidden meanings.

Here's a hint........ just tell him outright!

.... men, they may be pirates but they're crap at reading clues.

#3 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:16am by thequickredofox

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