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Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38927) - you deserved it (3403)

On 08/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.

#3 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:11pm by Calaura9

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Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.

#4 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:11pm by mynameisjohn19

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