Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25229) - you totally deserved it (1676)
On 08/21/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
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He doesn't have to tell anyone about you, just go make some waffles for him.
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it's not his fault you sucked at being cool
this wouldn't make any sense if you didn't go to the same school. by telling us that you went to the same school ruins because they know youvwere a geek....
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Everytime I see someone say "he/she doesn't deserve you" on FML , a puppy dies
Seriously. I'm sick of seeing the "he/she doesn't deserve" bullshit.
It's stupid. It doesn't make anyone feel better. It's patronizing, and more importantly, it's always used in the most inappropriate places.
"My boyfriend broke up with me"
"He didn't deserve you anyway!"
"What? Why? Because he didn't want to be with her? Logic fail."
Besides that, WE DON'T KNOW THE OP. For all we know the OP is a total bitch and deserves someone like her husband. Or, atleast, the way her husband appears from the FML.
Your husband is imature and cares more about appearances than your feelings. Deny him sex and anything else he may like until he changes this.
Wow what a jerk. He obviously hasn't matured enough if he's still seeking approval from everyone who went to your high school.
#4 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:11pm by mynameisjohn19
Agreed, sounds like OP's husband needs to quit acting like a kid. Ive reconnected with lots of former classmates and one thing Ive noticed is that no one seems to care anymore who was "popular" or a "nerd" hell a few of the popular kids have married the biggest geeks in school!
Aside from learning to get over what his former friends think, OPs husband also needs to man up and be proud of his wife. He married her for a reason and if he cant share that with the world then they have some serious talking to do.
Relationships are not a one way deal. Both sides make a choice. You choose to marry a total ass - what do you expect? Maybe he played all smooth with you while dating - but that's a two way deal too. Obviously you made a bad choice - now kick his ass to the curb.
#9 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:14pm by Thecommish
I would just go on facebook and leave posts all over his wall signed with "Your loving wife" :p
#35 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:16pm by Puolukka
yeh cos thats not the dumbest shit ive read so far on this thread...
#89 - On 08/22/2009 at 9:27am by organisedchaos
tell him to seriously get over himself..
who does ur husband think he is? the most awesomest person whose ever walked the face of this earth? i thinkkkk nottttttt!
#20 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm by prriiiincesss
So thyats what he really thinks of you and about you. And you are okay with this? You are both fucked. So sad
I was a geek as well, and still am.
But then, high school wasn't long ago for me.
Plexico, pfft, what about me!?
I'm jealous.
#63 - On 08/21/2009 at 9:30pm by Intoxicunt
Intoxicunt, you look like the complete opposite of a geek.
I am slightly afraid of you.
#78 - On 08/22/2009 at 12:26am by Harry_Poochi
Hahahaha. That's the first time anyone's said they were afraid of me in a looooong time.
Why, might I ask?
Do I look like an airhead? That would be the opposite, I guess.
Plexico, um...I don't know what it stands for.
So, for the sake of argument, I'll just disagree.
NO, JCL sucks!
#82 - On 08/22/2009 at 2:04am by Intoxicunt
I googled it and still haven't a clue as to what it stands for.
So, for that reason, it does suck.
#94 - On 08/22/2009 at 12:17pm by Intoxicunt
Why did you finish that with "we went to the same high school" ? Wasn't that already evident? It wouldn't make sense otherwise.
Anyway, just add them all as your friends and then they'll see that you're married to him and you can rest easy.
#27 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:44pm by mrsnesbitt
#27, i was gonna say the same thing. i don't get that either.
#60 - On 08/21/2009 at 9:26pm by mehwhateverr
FYL. But "We went to the same high school" is kinda redundant.
#29 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:47pm by Kristoffer
My thoughts exactly. I had to reread the FML a couple times to see if I misread something. The fact that they already went to the same highschool was pretty obvious, so repeating it just made the FML confusing.
And seriously, it's Facebook. I swear, if all this keeps up, it'll rule the world one day.
#50 - On 08/21/2009 at 7:08pm by crystal_clear
wow way to act like a couple of teenagers squabbling over their relationship status on facebook. if hes clearly still obsessing over what his high school buddies think of him, then fyl for marrying an immature little boy.
you shouldn't be ashamed that you were the so called "geek" in the whole school, and shame on him for being embarrassed of you. and if he thought you were a geek why did he marry you?
why did you write "we went to the same highschool"? it was kind of unneeded and obvious.
#34 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:05pm by maximumoverdrive
Was he the captain of the football team or something? This guy's a loser if he's still concerned about his image in high school long after he graduated. If he's ashamed of you, why did he marry you? He must have really liked something about you if he put a ring on your finger. He needs to grow up.
Wow, what an idiot husband.
He must like you though if he married you, but it still is very idiotic to not tell people that you're married.
#41 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:37pm by kennythedude
Then you should refuse to wear your wedding ring. Same difference.
Drop the douchebag and find someone who is happy to tell people who he is with.
#43 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:52pm by startafire
Post a couple of messages on his wall congratulating him on his latest eight-hour Dungeons and Dragons adventure.
#44 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:54pm by brocode565
Why did you have to say 'we went to the same high school'? If you're married and he said he married the biggest geek in high school then we can assume you went to the same school. Unless he's a polygamist and has 3 wives, and you said that so we could distinguish which one he was talking about (sarcasm).
geeks rule! what's wrong with him? you mustve married him for his looks cuz he should be proud of you, not embarassed. he's stupid and shallow.
well if he would say you were the "biggest geek in school" i would assume that you went to the same high school.
#54 - On 08/21/2009 at 7:56pm by Paige_Nicole10
Would have been better if you said "We didn't go to the same high school"
#56 - On 08/21/2009 at 8:14pm by xcuppcakee
you didnt have to tell us you went to the same highschool... its was assumed when you said he married the biggest geek at highschool and didnt want people to know...
Clearly not the "book-smart" kind of geek... Probably one that didn't shower and ate her boogers.
#59 - On 08/21/2009 at 9:25pm by Vertoule
what, did his mom force him to marry you or something? if he wanted to marry you, which i'm guessing is true, he shouldn't be so stupid about it.
#62 - On 08/21/2009 at 9:29pm by theshinepolice
Why are you on the computer instead of tossing his ass out? Because you deserve it... that's why. When you stop deserving it, you'll sign off and throw him out...you geek. You get what you'll allow.
#67 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:08pm by BlackScorpionAng
I'm sorry, but your husband is a loser for caring about what people from high school think about him now
wow. DUMP HIM!
hahh jk. talk some sense into that biotch[:
#75 - On 08/21/2009 at 11:36pm by OMGitsKaleyxo
I'm trying really hard to say something original here, but really, Facebook? Nothing good can come of this thing people.
Join me in my fight against the urge to overshare inappropriately with distant acquaintances on the internet.
#77 - On 08/22/2009 at 12:11am by skullbuster
UUHHHH super lame. geeks are the best! find out his password and change it yourself. thats just shitty.
#80 - On 08/22/2009 at 1:32am by scarymaryisepic
I love how you dropped that last line like it was unexpected. Like you were dropping a bombshell on us. WELL GUESS WHAT, I ALREADY ASSUMED YOU WENT TO THE SAME HIGH SCHOOL. HOW ELSE WOULD HIS FRIENDS KNOW YOU? HUH?
anyways YDI for marrying an insecure loser..
Post your wedding photos and tag him in them....also, leave him a wall message about leaving dirty underwear around the house or something like that. What a dickkk.
#88 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:34am by MeMeMe123455
YDI for marrying the biggest douche in the whole school.
#90 - On 08/22/2009 at 10:05am by GranoblasticMan
If I were you I would of been like "Well that's fine with me, I don't want everyone to know I married the biggest jerk from high school."
- why dont you add tag him as your husband on facebook ?
- add all of his friends
- upload your wedding pictures and tag his ugly ass
Why are you still married to a guy trying to impress a ton of people from high school? He's not acknowledging you as his wife. It's stupid.
If you got hot, then it sucks for them and it sucks for your husband because they're trying to relive the past. If you stayed the same, then your husband's just a douche.
Post a pic with your glasses off, so all his jock buddies will be like, "Holy shit she's hot!" Then your husband can collect on some long-standing bets and buy you contacts.
#96 - On 08/22/2009 at 2:50pm by TheIrishJaneDoe
Yeah, divorce him. If he doesn't love you in front of everybody, he shouldn't get the right to love you at all. Move on. He'll cheat.
#97 - On 08/22/2009 at 4:09pm by unhappyperson
YDI for marrying a guy who won't acknowledge you. You shouldn't even DATE people who won't put your relationship on Facebook. It's sketchy.
well maybe you shouldn't have been such a geek in high school. Loser. I have an extra swirly here for you.
#102 - On 08/23/2009 at 12:06am by serpicosghost
OP if you're pretty you should go out with a bunch of male friends and leave his ass home, and when he asks why he cant come, say "Sorry but I dont want my friends I just reconnected with to know I'm married to the biggest douchebag in our WHOLE SCHOOL"
Either that or tease him (strip, wear sexy clothes) and then tell him your tired and go to bed. And say "I guess you wont get to fuck the biggest nerd in our school tonite" :D
#105 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:49am by InfinatePlaylist
Tell him to get over himself, his High School glory days are over.
#109 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:15pm by Hellsno
