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Today, my boyfriend took me out to meet his friends. It was going really well until I left to use the bathroom and two of the girls with us came in and started talking about how creepy Matt's new girlfriend is and that they're happy he's going to dump her. My boyfriend is Matt. FML


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On 08/19/2009 at 1:55am - love - by fuuuudge (woman) - United States (Texas)

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well now you know he's going to dump you....beat him to it.

unless those two girls knew you were in the bathroom and just wanted you two to break up

#3 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:13am by fmlfmlfml15

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They knew you were in there. They were probably just trying to make you think he's going to dump you. Unless I'm completely wrong and he does.

#4 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:13am by aquaria

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