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Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well performed dive of the diving board, I go up and attempt my best dive. I slip just as I jump and hit my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18470) - you deserved it (40565)

On 03/19/2009 at 11:47am - love - by Fish (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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