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Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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First of all how is he your boyfriend if this is only your second date? Second, don't fish for compliments, it'll only disappoint you.

#3 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:10pm by 5m4r7ch1x0r

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Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?

#5 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:13pm by AliMarie

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