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Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
On the bright side, it means you're attractive enough for someone else at the very least.
At least you can go out with the boss now. He has a boat! BOATS AND HOES!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014