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Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41192) - you deserved it (1990)

On 08/17/2009 at 1:43am - love - by TrophyGirlfriend (woman) - United States (Texas)

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On the bright side, it means you're attractive enough for someone else at the very least.

#2 - On 08/17/2009 at 6:07am by Cute

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So you kind of got fired too. This recession is really hurting.

#10 - On 08/17/2009 at 6:51am by blameyourself

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