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Today, I met my girlfriend's extended family for the first time. Her family kept telling her how much I looked and acted like her older brother and I'm guessing by the end of the day she agreed because now she pulls away and gags when I try to kiss her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40375) - you deserved it (1692)

On 08/14/2009 at 9:14pm - love - by BFfail (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Big whoop. You're not related, what's the big deal? Change your hair, you'll be fine

#9 - On 08/15/2009 at 1:34am by caancoha

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Oh wow that sucks.
Maybe she didn't notice it before, I mean she might see her brother differently than the rest of her family does.
Also, it could be that Daddy syndrome thing or w/e it is. Like girls date older men because they want someone to treat them like their dad did- special.
Maybe she looks up to her brother and likes the kind of person he is. Nothing wrong about it really.
I mean even by her reactions you can tell that now that it's pointed out she finds it weird. =/

#10 - On 08/15/2009 at 1:35am by lpisagf

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