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Today, my best friend, was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13952) - you deserved it (7438)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

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