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Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54746) - you deserved it (6501)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Just grow yourself a disco stick and win that man back.

#11 - On 08/10/2009 at 2:14pm by mifo

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ide say its better to have your boyfriend cheat on you with another man cuz if it was a girl you'd be wondering What does she have that i dont have? but since its a guy you know what he has ^^ besides you cant force someone to be straight or love you so just get over it^^ Find a straight guy and no more gay jokes XP

#18 - On 08/10/2009 at 2:36pm by girlwhoactshigh

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