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Today , I had a grl come over to mah house that I had been texting for four days. I asked her what she wanted to do and she replied "take a nap". Becoming really excited I lead her to mah bedroom and went to the hiding spot for mah condoms , she was serious about the nap. FML


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On 08/09/2009 at 8:43am - love - by hugedissapointment (man) - United States (Georgia)

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WTF is wrong with you people...
"texting" for four days and you wanna have sex with her?


#7 - On 08/09/2009 at 1:01pm by lucky0514

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Wait, why did she want to come to your place for a nap?

#5 - On 08/09/2009 at 12:58pm by Neferria

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