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Today, I had a girl come over to my house that I had been texting for four days. I asked her what she wanted to do and she replied "take a nap". Becoming really excited I lead her to my bedroom and went to the hiding spot for my condoms, she was serious about the nap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10232) - you deserved it (57097)

On 08/09/2009 at 8:43am - love - by hugedissapointment (man) - United States (Georgia)

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WTF is wrong with you people...
"texting" for four days and you wanna have sex with her?

YDIYDIYDI

#7 - On 08/09/2009 at 1:01pm by lucky0514

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Wait, why did she want to come to your place for a nap?

#5 - On 08/09/2009 at 12:58pm by Neferria

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