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Today, I had a girl come over to my house that I had been texting for four days. I asked her what she wanted to do and she replied "take a nap". Becoming really excited I lead her to my bedroom and went to the hiding spot for my condoms, she was serious about the nap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7760) - you deserved it (41934)

On 08/09/2009 at 8:43am - love - by hugedissapointment (man) - United States (Georgia)

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