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Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18151) - you deserved it (51326)

On 08/07/2009 at 1:09pm - love - by accidentalslut (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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UHHH that's why you get to know someone, somewhat, before having sex!

#2 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:00pm by noshitsherlock

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It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:59pm by qwertyuiop8989

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