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Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24807) - you deserved it (38241)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her.

I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...

#14 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:20am by protooler31

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Hahaha its more a FYL for da wife

#2 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:07am by Chubtubdaplaya

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