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Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45399) - you deserved it (7310)

On 08/04/2009 at 12:15am - love - by just_a_bit_akwRd (man) - United States (New York)

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I'd go shove it on her chest.
Oh well, she sounds funny :P

#4 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:39am by georgia

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Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so..

Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between.

Lolol

#6 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:45am by Chaith

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