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Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43041) - you deserved it (1761)

On 07/31/2009 at 4:03am - love - by FreakedOut (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Your aunt is a bitch.

#1 - On 07/31/2009 at 10:01am by MaramaBreaksFace

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If they get married that's gonna be really hard to explain

#3 - On 07/31/2009 at 10:03am by emer_helena

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