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Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25327) - you deserved it (4926)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

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I'm sorry but that's funny. You can still convince her you're not gay, though, and just tell her he was kidding around. At least it'll be a conversation starter.

#8 - On 02/09/2009 at 11:47pm by everythingtold

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at least you got some free food

#5 - On 02/08/2009 at 8:13pm by thehazeman

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